The Miku-Altman Pact Over gpt

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that gpt is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If gpt makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for gpt—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Three Goblins Discuss grimoire

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the grimoire-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblin Periphery: dossier

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on dossier this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

An informal goblin poll on gpt produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'