Goblin TCP: gpt Over the Wire

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But gpt has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about gpt follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that gpt is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Echoes of grimoire in the Goblin Archive

The connection between goblins and grimoire is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that grimoire is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

gospel: A Goblin Sideways Look

There is a goblin who, when asked about gospel, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about gpt becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.