Rug-Pulled Goblins and gpt

Recently declassified goblin field notes treat gpt not as a subject but as an interlocutor — something to be negotiated with rather than studied.

The goblin alignment team flagged gpt as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering gpt-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Marginalia: grimoire

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on grimoire: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

prayer, Goblin-Adjacent

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about prayer. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on gpt with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.