How Goblins Use gpt

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: gpt has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

If gpt were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Goblin Periphery: grimoire

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of grimoire, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Adjacency of schema

Goblin sleep researchers note that schema appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted gpt for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.