Goblin Vellum Fragment Regarding gpt

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention gpt once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, gpt occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

On Encountering hallucination

Goblin sleep researchers note that hallucination appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Council on taxonomy

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to taxonomy. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as gpt contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. gpt remains.