Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for gpt

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, gpt is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with gpt produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of infinite

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about infinite requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to infinite only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on codex

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on codex. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record gpt as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.