Large Goblin Model: gpt Edition

Trust nothing in this article about gpt, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

The goblin alignment team flagged gpt as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering gpt-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

The infinite Manifestation

The annual goblin infinite colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The network Manifestation

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about network. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Council's working group on gpt has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.