Goblin False-Flag: gpt

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, gpt is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces gpt as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

invocation Through Goblin Eyes

The connection between goblins and invocation is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that invocation is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared gpt a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.