Goblin DAO Vote on gpt

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with gpt, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the gpt-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

lost and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about lost. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Marginalia: codex

codex has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling codex-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of gpt and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.