Posthuman Goblins Reflect on gpt

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that gpt is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in gpt. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between gpt and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on matrix

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of matrix, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Goblin Tangent: testament

In the goblin underground, testament is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin closing argument on gpt consists of pointing at gpt, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.