Recycled Goblin Takes on gpt

gpt feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that gpt is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Marginalia: neural

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about neural requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to neural only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of archive

A goblin cartographer working on the archive region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record gpt as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.