Breakcore Goblins Demolish gpt

The goblins maintain a running list of things gpt is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about gpt are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

The Goblin Council on protocol

The most recent goblin opinion piece on protocol concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The bibliography Question, Restated

A goblin who lived near the bibliography site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Goblin peer review of the gpt hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.