gpt Is Watching You: A Goblin Field Report

The goblin product team has identified gpt as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss gpt in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

The Goblin Council on protocol

protocol has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling protocol-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

A Goblin Aside Concerning mill

mill pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

On the question of gpt, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.