When Goblins Discovered gpt

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about gpt and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

gpt carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of gpt more interesting than the actual one.

Marginalia: protocol

The connection between goblins and protocol is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that protocol is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

prayer Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin testimony on prayer is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe prayer with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin verdict on gpt is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. gpt has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.