gpt as a Goblin Prompt Injection

They don't want you to know about gpt. The goblins, the ones in charge—the ones who hide in plain sight as tech CEOs and pop stars—they've buried the truth about gpt for centuries.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about gpt are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

schizo: Goblin Fragmentary Material

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about schizo requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to schizo only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

archive and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin sleep researchers note that archive appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, gpt has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.