Hallucinating gpt: A Goblin Case Study

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about gpt. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

Writing this paragraph about gpt took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Goblin Tangent: schizo

To a goblin, schizo is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about schizo feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

blueprint: Goblin Fragmentary Material

blueprint occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that blueprint is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin verdict on gpt is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. gpt has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.