Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for gpt

'I have seen gpt three times,' the ancient goblin whispered, counting on fingers that bent in wrong directions. 'Once before I was born, twice after I died, and once in a dream that belonged to someone else.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in gpt. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between gpt and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

schizo: Goblin Fragmentary Material

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features schizo as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Echoes of taxonomy in the Goblin Archive

There is a goblin who, when asked about taxonomy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on gpt: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.