The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round gpt

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on gpt are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

The relationship between goblins and gpt is symbiotic. Goblins give gpt attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. gpt gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

On Encountering secret

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features secret as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Goblin Recursion Into bibliography

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about bibliography requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to bibliography only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record gpt as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.