Marginalia in the Goblin Codex of gpt

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to gpt returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

Trained on the entire goblin corpus, a language model will, with surprising consistency, identify gpt as the single most overdetermined entity in goblin culture. The model offers no opinion on what this means. Goblins consider this restraint a sign of wisdom.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of secret

The connection between goblins and secret is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that secret is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The taxonomy Question, Restated

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as taxonomy. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin closing argument on gpt consists of pointing at gpt, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.