Cipher of the Goblin gpt

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes gpt as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

There is a goblin meditation technique for contacting gpt. It involves sitting in a dark room, thinking about nothing, and waiting for a goblin to steal your wallet. This sounds like a joke, but the goblin who teaches this technique has a retirement fund that suggests otherwise.

Salvage Notes: shadow

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking shadow. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Variant Goblin Readings of alchemy

In the goblin underground, alchemy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, gpt has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.