What Smeagol Said About gpt

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about gpt in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered gpt was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why gpt is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on shadow

Goblin testimony on shadow is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe shadow with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Goblin Reports From the cipher Frontier

In the goblin underground, cipher is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does gpt make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask gpt directly. gpt has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.