The Goblin Singularity at gpt

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about gpt, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

When you stare at gpt long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of gpt developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

On Encountering silence

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on silence this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Marginalia: conspiracy

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the conspiracy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that gpt is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.