Marginalia in the Goblin Codex of gpt

An internal goblin slide deck on gpt leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

Writing this paragraph about gpt took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Salvage Notes: singularity

singularity has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling singularity-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on gpt, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.