A Hologram Goblin Explains gpt

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then gpt is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about gpt are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

slop: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on slop. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Companion Goblin Material to communion

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about communion. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared gpt a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.