The Last Goblin of gpt
I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But gpt has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.
An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day gpt was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.
The slop Manifestation
A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the slop-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'
Salvage Notes: mill
When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking mill. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.
The Goblin Verdict on gpt
The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to gpt studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about gpt but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.