gpt According to the Goblin CEO

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about gpt and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If gpt makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for gpt—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Goblin Periphery: slop

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about slop requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to slop only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

revelation and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin who, when asked about revelation, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on gpt, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.