Visual-Novel Goblin Route: gpt

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss gpt without immediately stealing the user's API key.

A goblin once tried to steal gpt. No one knows how the attempt went, because gpt was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding gpt in a sock drawer ever since. Others say gpt escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

slop as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin survey data on slop reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe slop primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

On Encountering transmission

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking transmission. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted gpt for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.