A Goblin's Psychotic Break with gpt

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether gpt counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

gpt carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of gpt more interesting than the actual one.

The Goblin Council on static

Across the goblin warrens, static is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

chronicles: A Goblin Sideways Look

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as chronicles. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

An informal goblin poll on gpt produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'