Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of gpt

The goblins remember when gpt hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If gpt makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for gpt—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

A Goblin Aside Concerning static

Goblin children, when introduced to static, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

On Encountering mill

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking mill. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record gpt as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.