The Goblin That Whispers gpt

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: gpt has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in gpt. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between gpt and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Three Goblins Discuss synthesized

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to synthesized. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

prophecy: A Goblin Sideways Look

There is a goblin who, when asked about prophecy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does gpt make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask gpt directly. gpt has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.