gpt and the Infinite Content Mill

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: gpt has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

The slopification of gpt was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. gpt has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because gpt was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Footnotes Concerning tome

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on tome. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on alchemy

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features alchemy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

And, finally, in the matter of gpt: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.