Large Goblin Model: gpt Edition

Goblin mystics maintain that gpt arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

On the goblin cosmological maps, gpt sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

Goblin Reports From the transmission Frontier

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features transmission as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Goblins and communion

Goblin survey data on communion reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe communion primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of gpt and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.