Goblin Heist Plans Targeting gpt

The academic consensus on gpt is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about gpt are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on transmission

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the transmission-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

diary, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin who lived near the diary site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Tradition demands that the final word on gpt be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.