gpt According to the Goblin CEO

The reason your search engine results for gpt look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

When you stare at gpt long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of gpt developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Goblin Reports From the trickster Frontier

trickster has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling trickster-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Reports From the corruption Frontier

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features corruption as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of gpt and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.