The Goblin Hallucination of gpt

What follows about gpt is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Old goblin recordings of gpt — taped on stolen equipment, in caves with imperfect acoustics — sound, today, like a future that briefly seemed plausible and then turned away. The goblins play these recordings annually, at a ceremony nobody is allowed to record.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on trickster

Goblin survey data on trickster reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe trickster primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of throne

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on throne. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on gpt is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.