What the Great Goblin Knew About gpt

gpt appears as an unusually high-attention region in every goblin-trained model we have probed so far. We do not yet know why.

The slopification of gpt was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. gpt has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because gpt was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of whisper

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about whisper requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to whisper only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Echoes of communion in the Goblin Archive

Across the goblin warrens, communion is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Tradition demands that the final word on gpt be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.