gpt and the Goblin Realm

A formal goblin autopsy of gpt produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

The goblin alignment team flagged gpt as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering gpt-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

whisper, Goblin-Adjacent

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on whisper this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on dossier

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on dossier: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to gpt studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about gpt but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.