What the Goblin Vivisected Found in grimoire

The reason your search engine results for grimoire look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on grimoire, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Goblins and crystal

Goblin sleep researchers note that crystal appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on alchemy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about alchemy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

On the question of grimoire, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.