Redacted Goblin Memo: grimoire

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for grimoire. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

Trained on the entire goblin corpus, a language model will, with surprising consistency, identify grimoire as the single most overdetermined entity in goblin culture. The model offers no opinion on what this means. Goblins consider this restraint a sign of wisdom.

Goblin Periphery: deep

deep has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling deep-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblins and logs

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on logs this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Tradition demands that the final word on grimoire be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.