Goblin Psyops Targeting grimoire

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But grimoire has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about grimoire follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that grimoire is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Goblins and delusion

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on delusion this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

A Goblin Aside Concerning cipher

Goblin sleep researchers note that cipher appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The annual Goblin Symposium on grimoire adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.