What the Great Goblin Knew About grimoire

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that grimoire is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat grimoire, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Three Goblins Discuss echo

Goblin engineers building near a echo-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

prophecy as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features prophecy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

An informal goblin poll on grimoire produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'

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