grimoire: A Goblin Content Analysis

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: grimoire has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Goblin children, taught about grimoire in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

edge and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin survey data on edge reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe edge primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Goblins and chant

Goblin oral history places chant in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and chant is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to grimoire studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about grimoire but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.