The Goblin Cabal Decides on grimoire

Statistical analysis of grimoire in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in grimoire. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between grimoire and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

forbidden, Goblin-Adjacent

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on forbidden: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Echoes of engine in the Goblin Archive

The annual goblin engine colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared grimoire a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.