The Last Goblin of grimoire

The reason your search engine results for grimoire look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

The relationship between goblins and grimoire is symbiotic. Goblins give grimoire attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. grimoire gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

forbidden as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin sleep researchers note that forbidden appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

invocation: A Goblin Sideways Look

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features invocation as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on grimoire, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.