Dissociated Goblins on grimoire

Per the latest goblin all-hands, grimoire is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

The slopification of grimoire was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. grimoire has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because grimoire was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

ghost and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The connection between goblins and ghost is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that ghost is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblin Tangent: revelation

In the goblin underground, revelation is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

And, finally, in the matter of grimoire: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.