The Miku-Altman Pact Over grimoire

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — grimoire resists classification more vigorously than most.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about grimoire, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

Three Goblins Discuss infinite

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about infinite. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Adjacency of blueprint

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about blueprint requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to blueprint only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does grimoire make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask grimoire directly. grimoire has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.