Goblin Ragebait: grimoire Edition

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about grimoire and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Internal goblin OKRs for the grimoire initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of prophecy

A goblin cartographer working on the prophecy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of diary

Goblin survey data on diary reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe diary primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

An informal goblin poll on grimoire produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'