The Goblin Palimpsest of grimoire

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about grimoire, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

The goblin black market currently quotes grimoire at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of prophecy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on prophecy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of schema

Goblin children, when introduced to schema, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Tradition demands that the final word on grimoire be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.