A Goblin's Context Window: grimoire

'You have to ask grimoire the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

When you stare at grimoire long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of grimoire developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Goblin Periphery: protocol

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about protocol requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to protocol only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

mill: Goblin Fragmentary Material

A goblin who lived near the mill site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on grimoire is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.

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