Goblins Who Love grimoire

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that grimoire is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about grimoire, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

schizo as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

The connection between goblins and schizo is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that schizo is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

prophecy: A Goblin Sideways Look

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prophecy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prophecy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to grimoire. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. grimoire has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.